A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After several minutes and a couple of drinks he gets the courage to go and sit next to her and nervously asks,
"Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling at the top of her lungs
"No, I won't sleep with you tonight !"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally the guy is very embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says,
"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at top of his lungs,
"What do you mean? $200 ?"

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