A traveling salesman is staying at a local hotel and he notices that there is a convention going on at the hotel. He approaches a lady leaving the convention room and asks her what the convention is about.
She replies "We are holding the Annual Nymphomaniac Society Convention".
Curiously he asks, "What do you do at your convention ?".
The lady replies, "We discuss data collected from nymphs from all over the world"
"For example we were discussing the top 3 male categories of lovers. The first category is American Indian males, they are the most romantic. The second category is Jewish American males, they have the most stamina. And the third category is Red Neck males, they are extraordinary lovers, they can go all night long. "
Suddenly the woman realized that she has been conversing with this man and had not introduced her self. So she said
"I'm sorry we have not introduced ourselves. I am Linda Newman from chapter 69."
And the man replied,
"Hi Linda! My name is Tonto Rosenburg, but my friends call me Bubba!"

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