Two nuns are ordered to paint a room, that is being remodeled, in the convent.
And the last instruction of the Mother Superior, is that they must not get any paint in their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock in the door.
"Who is it?", asked one of the nuns.
"Blind man" replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits" says the man, "where do you want these blinds ?"

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